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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

This butt slaps, *and* it sucks - but in a good way. Here's some buzz about it (all puns intended): I've made a few (okay, a lot) of drunk purchases in my life, and the two dozen word title for this toy really grabbed the attention of my one brain cell. The "Busty Butt Sex Doll Male Sex Toys, Stronger Vortex 5 Sucking & 8 Vibrating Modes with Deeper Vagina Automatic Male Masturbator 9.8LB Adult Sex Toy for Men Electric 3D Lifelike Mens Sex Dolls Stroker" from BIG SHOCKED (here on referred to as "Busty Butt") turned out to be a surprisingly pleasurable purchase. The usual advice is "Don't buy sex toys off Amazon, you'll get some cheaply made Chinese crap that's probably full of toxic chemicals". Reasonable advice for the most part, but life's all about taking risks - and thinking with your little head is always risky. Well no one in the Amazon comments reported their dick falling off, and the high quality marketing materials and range of products led me to believe this manufacturer actually cares a little. Plus, it's on Prime - and when you're drunk and horny and this thing'll show up before you wake up hungover in the afternoon, you're going to hit the "But it Now" button. For the price of a Fleshlight, this toy weighs in at a solid 10lbs and includes all the bells and whistles and vacuums and vibrators. I'd say go for it.

The Big Homie (me) likes this sex toy from Fleshlight. It’s made to look like the adult film star Emily Willis. It's a good tool for pleasure. The complex inner texture blew my mind away!

This toy is the definition of "cheap and cheerful," but with the earth-shattering power of a high-end device. It's not perfect. It's loud, it's a bitch to clean, and the swappable heads are more gimmick than feature. But for under $25, it delivers an experience that is, frankly, unreal. Who is this for? This is perfect for the beginner who wants to see what all the "rose toy" fuss is about without breaking the bank. It's also for the experienced collector who just wants a stupid-powerful backup toy for their travel bag or the shower. Honestly? Just buy it. It's less than brunch and will definitely get you where you need to go

The Legscape sex doll legs from iSEXSE are a big stride in pleasure (pun intended). This is my first experience with a sex doll of this size. My only other experience being with iSEXSE's much smaller Erin doll, which was a small torso. The Legscape doll offered so much pleasure and variety. Putting it in different poses was pretty easy. I was able to quickly adjust how I used this doll on the fly because of how easy it is to position. I'm not too into legs, but this toy still gave me an amazing time. If you're into legs or feet, then you'll probably adore this toy like no other. iSEXSE built a high-quality toy that'll last a while and give you tons of orgasms.

I can't believe that I had the coolest opportunity to design a dildo! A big thanks to Paladin Pleasure Sculptors and Nix of MonsterSmash for bringing my fantasy to reality. This dildo has so much unique and interesting texture, and it is not for beginners! The tentacles wrapping around the shaft have a lot texture to them and can be overstimulating for some. There's a slight curve of the shaft that gives excellent g-spot or p-spot stimulation, and the tentacle wrapping around mid-shaft really gives a nice full feeling. The toy is available in 3 sizes (small, medium, and large) so you can get a size that works best for you!

The FapCap is supposed to be that little upgrade to your Fleshlight experience, bro. It boosts the suction and feel of your toy, making things way more intense. It’s this small, not too bulky, hockey puck-looking thing that screws onto the end of your Fleshlight, and it lets you get into and interact with the supported video content.

This little wand is crazy powerful, maybe even too powerful for some. I needed to warm up a little bit before using it, but once I was warmed up and switched to the Orion Petite Wand, I was very quickly able to finish. I used it primarily for clitoral stimulation, but I also used it on my wife's nipples, the tip of her penis, and her perineum. If you're looking for power and travel size, look no further!

Tantaly's Selena sex doll is a great option for beginners. If you've never tried out a sex doll before, then try out THIS ONE. You won't regret it. It's a low barrier to entry, thanks to its simple internal textures, easy maintenance, and portable size.

With Zee by Dame, you’re getting exactly what you buy. This bullet is your average bullet vibrator. 3 settings, good vibration but not too powerful, and easy to use. The high point of this toy is that the head is pointed, giving it a literal edge on other vibrators. Overall, it’s your typical bullet vibrator, and it's hard to find something wrong with a classic. I have to take a moment to applaud the packaging and design of this toy. Vibrators designed by women are the best vibrators. Period. End of story. Dame’s Zee, the pocket vibe for play, functionally is just your run-of-the-mill bullet vibrator, and will definitely get the job done. The thing that lets me know it’s made by women, though, is in the packaging. On the front, they have a power meter, letting you know where on the scale the toy’s intensity lies. Then on the back is a list of qualities, including intensity, vibration, and quietness, indicating where on each quality’s scale the toy lies. When I say you’re getting exactly what you’re buying, its because Dame tells you exactly the kind of toy it is. It’s ⅖ on the power scale, with soft, buzzy, and near-silent vibrations. This level of transparency only comes from a toy designed by women.

It’s got a solid, unique idea, and it’s pretty affordable too, but the material and texture kinda bring it down a notch for me. The texture feels awesome at first, but it doesn’t dry easy, which is kinda annoying. The material is dope at first, but after like 15-20 uses, it starts to lose its edge. The spring feature? Actually works pretty well, adding a little spin on the downstroke—hell yeah! But honestly, it works best when you go slow.

Bro, this thing is straight-up soft, squishy, and sexy! It’s an absolute blast to mess around with. If you’re on the hunt for something smaller, more compact, and easy to handle, look no further, man. This toy’s got you covered!

While other bullet vibrators I own have come and gone, one has remained: Blush's Limited Addiction Sublime Power Vibe. For over a year now, this vibrator has received regular use, and has never let me down (unless I forget to charge it. Oops!). With Blush's innovative technology, this bullet vibrator has a mixture of rumbly and buzzy, with the higher levels feeling far more buzzy than the lower levels. I personally love the slanted tip for pinpoint stimulation. The smooth vibrator has little to no drag, and feels like satin against the skin. Overall, I love this vibe, but the buttons are the my biggest gripe because there's not easy way to tell which is +/- while holding it against my anatomy.

You know that rare moment when a toy actually lives up to the hype? This is one of those times. From the moment we turned it on, the Lush 3 made it clear: it’s not here to play… unless you want it to. 😏 This thing is packed with power, and the shape is practically built to find and love your G-spot. Whether you’re vibing solo under the sheets, sneaking in a teasing moment out in the world, or handing over control to your partner for some long-distance mischief — it just performs. Consistently. Reliably. Intensely. And let’s not even get started on the app. Or actually, let’s. Because damn — that app experience is miles ahead of anything else we’ve tried. Between customizable patterns, synced music, live interactions, and even AI-powered fun, it takes Lush 3 from "just another vibe" to "oh, this is a whole experience." Yes, it’s an investment — and no, it’s not the smallest or most subtle toy ever made. But if you want deep, satisfying vibrations and tech that actually works? You’re going to love this little beast.

If you love fantasy dildos that are thicker in the middle, then Wandering Bard Toys' Shadow Demon needs to be on your radar! This fully customizable dildo is made with body-safe silicone and is available in 5 sizes, 3 firmness levels, 9 pour styles, and 99 different colors. There's a ton of texture, but it's not too intense. Plus, it's made by a queer owned indie toy company based in the US! Mine is medium size and firmness with a marble swirl in copper and cosmic coloring.